I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
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