I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
