So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Randomize
