Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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