so let's talk penis.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
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