I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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