Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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