Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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