They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Randomize
