Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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