why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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