Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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