I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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