Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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