So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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