also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
