So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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