yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Will exercising make me less horny?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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