I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I showed him my bush... on skype.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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