He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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