why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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