Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
and you fell through a lawn chair
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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