they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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