does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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