porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
