Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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