shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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