Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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