Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
