are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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