just come out here and I will go home with you...
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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