Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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