I molested 6 butterflies tonight
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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