you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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