i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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