Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
We had to coat check the pizza.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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