I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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