If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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