And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
love makes seman taste better
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Randomize