I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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