i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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