i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
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