I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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