lets start a swedish sibling band together
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
