my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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