I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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