The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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