yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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