do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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