Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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