Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
