i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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