Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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