Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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