did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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